I’ve got four words for you, Elephantitis of the nuts. That’s right, it’s not a myth, not a plot device in some crude comedy. This clip is for real, and it’s far worse than you can imagine.
I have personally thought of swallowing drain cleaner four times since seeing it, and I’m sharing it with you because the horror is too much for one man to bear alone.
The clip begins with a man sitting on what appears to be a large stone and pounding out some kind of powder on a plate. To save you the trauma that I suffered I will tell you straight out, he’s not sitting on rock. What he is sitting on defies reason.
At this point I don’t think I need to tell you what it is that he’s sitting on, only that it appears that God decided to give him his own personal bean bag chair to carry with him for all eternity. Oh, the horror.
