Yesterday we featured Dumb Ways To Die, an animated video based around a song that was written to put you off acting foolishly on the Melbourne Metro.

It turns out you don’t need animations because someone, somewhere has done all of the things mentioned in the song.

I prefer the original, obviously, but this is timely reminder that there are some insanely stupid people out there who’ll do anything for a hit of adrenaline.

This is why the Darwin Awards exists, to catalog the efforts of these idiots to improve the gene pool and prove that Charles Darwin’s theories were absolutely correct.