We all know Freddy Krueger is making a comeback in the latest reinvention of Nightmare on Elm Street. But I’ll bet you didn’t know the horror villain is happy to take any work he can get.

Here we catch him trying out for Sex and the City 2, just before he skips off to audition for iCarly.

It seems Krueger was unsuccessful in his bid for the role, but watching this audition tape it’s not hard to see why. It’s hard to look past that cratered skin and those menacing claws.

Chick flicks might not be his forte, but I wish him good luck for other roles!