Yesterday was Earth Day, apparently. It’s not something I ever bother with, because quite frankly, one day out of 365 isn’t going to make any difference.

You have do-gooders changing the way they normally do things for one day in April, and then everyone goes back to mistreating the environment for the rest of the year.

Which makes it all very pointless. But now, you can celebrate a new day, Fuck The Earth Day, which is to be held on April 23rd from now on.

I hope this is satirical, but regardless, it has a serious point to make - that Americans can do all they want for Earth Day, but it all means nothing when their Government refuses to do anything to help the environment.