The USA beat Ghana in their first match at the 2014 World Cup yesterday. Which is great news for the U.S. and its growing number of football fans.

Unfortunately, this video from TYT Sports is probably the worst coverage of the game I have ever had the misfortune to watch. And I want you to share in my misfortune.

The presenter is Scottish and almost incomprehensible. He’s also wearing a suit as if he’s something special, when he clearly isn’t. He’s also outside a bar in L.A. rather than in Brazil.

It only gets worse when he starts speaking too. He’s listed as a “World Cup Expert” and yet doesn’t pronounce the names correctly. And then he interviews someone who didn’t even see the first goal.