If there’s anything I’ve learned from this video , it’s that too much crack will make you think like a cat. Here we have a heavily intoxicated man who chases a laser pointer outside of a college housing building for more than 10 minutes.

The kids taking this video can’t believe their eyes, and neither can I. It’s like a comedy sketch- he even runs into a pole at the 1:42 mark and keeps going! Getting the cops involved was a bit much, I really do feel sorry for the poor guy.

Then again, this clip made it to G4’s “Attack of the Show” and he’s technically a YouTube celebrity.