Just when you thought you saw all the dumb criminals, another one pops up during the Holidays. This time, a guy tries to steal two Christmas trees from under the seller’s nose.

Here he can be seen trying desperately to run away with both of them- not realizing that the added weight would be a problem.

The funniest part of the video has to be when the owner drags both the thief and his trees back. Then, he single-handedly puts him in timeout in his trailer and closes the door on him.

Spectators, though willing to help out, just aren’t needed. The tree salesman emerges from the trailer so at ease that I’m wondering if this is a common occurrence for him.