If you’ve ever watched MTV’s television show Made, then you know that the show takes people who want to be “made” into something else: basketball player, dancer, skateboarder, etc.

This parody of Made takes it to the next level. You want to be a mailbox or a Siamese twin? Then the spoofed Made is the place you should call.

Watch as Chris, a straight A student who works hard, is coached on how to become lazy. He’s not allowed to answer the door when the doorbell rings or play basketball unless it’s video game basketball.

I, personally, won’t be calling the parody Made. Thankfully, I don’t need help being lazy.