I think Zach Braff is just about the coolest guy in Hollywood. I loved Garden State. I have all the Scrubs DVDs. And he has really pretty eyes. So I can understand the kind of love that’s driven this comedian to pen this ode to Zach Braff.

No one worries when girls adore stars like Zach Braff. But when a guy is this devoted, it’s a little bit … well … gay.

Yet he assures us, his love for Zach is completely “non gay.” Even though he thinks Zach is the best actor ever created. Even though he knows Zach’s birthday and middle name. And even though he has a “ZB 4 Eva” tattoo.

Be warned though. This chorus is so catchy that you will be singing along by the end of the clip.