We all have awkward memories of sex education. I remember sitting in the school library with other students and parents, looking at slides and wishing I was anywhere else.
The whole thing could have been so much cooler if I had Mario and Luigi to help me. They seem to have the basics of puberty covered, but I’m not sure that sperm really look like Boo. I’d also be worried if I gave birth to a little Yoshi.
But the whole thing comes off the rails when it comes to sexually transmitted diseases. If you believe this video, if you get AIDS you’ll lose all your teeth. It’s a good thing we have condom boots to save us from this fate!