This cute clip, from the British comedy Walk on the Wild Side, gives animals a voice.

The clever narration imagines what the critters would say if they could indeed talk. The clip compares a tortoise encounter with a car crash, monkey grooming with modern dentistry, the movements of badgers with modern DJs. The bird’s “Night-time Daytime” game looks more fun than a night in with the Wii!

The narration fits so perfectly with the amazing wildlife footage. I’m not sure whether it’s an accurate representation of the animals, but it’s very funny nonetheless. Animals speaking in proper British accents is a recipe for comedy gold in my books!