Only someone on par with Britney Spears would start off a conversation with a boy at a dance club by calling him an asshole, faggot, douchbag and retard, all within the first two sentences.

But we’ve all seen this annoying girl at clubs and parties. She’s had a bad day, had too much to drink, thinks her boobs will buy her anything and shamelessly will walk up to any guy and lay it out all on the floor, including herself.

You can’t forget the infamous puking scene right before she asks for a hot and heavy make out scene. Nothing says scrumptious kiss like a mouth full of alcohol and puke. Yum.

Sadly, it’s not too far from the truth. If this girl ever comes up to you at a club or a party, run the other way… and fast.