We’ve all heard of those Girls Gone Wild DVDs catching pretty young things misbehaving on spring break. But what if perky young blondes aren’t your thing? If Barbie dolls don’t float your boat, you might like these Goth girls!

They’re brooding, they’re angsty, they like to cut themselves. And yes, they still like to show off their jiggly bits. It’s every depressed guy’s dream!

I know this is a parody and it’s not meant to be taken seriously, but I have a sneaking suspicion this would sell really well if it were to ever get made! Some of those girls were pretty hot!