Apparently Girls Love Beyonce. So says Drake, a rapper who appears to have risen to the top despite possessing no discernible talent.

Drake must love Beyonce himself, or more specifically Destiny’s Child, as he’s sampled/paid tribute to/ripped off the chorus from Say My Name.

Unfortunately the whole thing is a mess. It’s a song about Beyonce, but not about Beyonce. The lyrics are atrocious, and for the most part he just speaks the words. This isn’t rapping or singing, it’s sheer laziness.

I dare anyone to get all the way through Girls Love Beyonce without falling asleep. I swear it can’t be done. Yawn.