I feel like they’re trying to tell me something here….Romans used to use urine as mouthwash? How did that work out!? Oh because ammonia found in urine actually whitens teeth…awesome! But did they used to use it for bath water too??? Where do people come up with this stuff?

I will say, after watching this video, I feel so much more in tuned with my body. It must be because of the swanky chill music they got goin’ on in the background with all those appropriate video clips and pictures! Everyone loves pictures!

But why would you think peeing on your hands actually hardens them? It’s not radioactive now. For a second I was about to pause the video and try it so I can try playing guitar longer…thank sweet 8 lb naked baby Jesus I didn’t. Because truth be told, pee softens your hands instead!

Congratulations Joey Wallce in Arizona for peeing a distance of 14.1 feet! Also, I had no idea that many people thinkin drinking their own urine is okay. K$sha, you are a crazy B****.

Go pee. Because if you don’t, it can be deadly. I’m about to go right now! Join me, won’t you?