In the tradition of a Metallica hit comes this heavy metal song about an unlikely subject. Mark Douglas rocks out here with the clever and slightly creepy parody tune, “Kittens on the Web.”

It might seem like a warm and fuzzy topic, but Mark reminds us that the internet cat trend is much more insidious. It can see you lose your job and your friends, and become boring, pathetic, and annoying.

Your love of LOLCats and YouTube kitten videos might seem harmless now, but let this video be a warning to you. It’s very easy for that occasional feline habit to become a full-blown obsession!