Here’s an idea: if your dog keeps annoying you with its outlandish behavior, why not shame it on that most public of forums… YouTube.

This dog owner was clearly annoyed enough by their pet’s strange activities that they decided to film them and then make the dog confess to each crime on camera.

These “crimes” including rolling around with pickles, hoarding bottles of water, stealing pretzels from goats, breaking slinkies, sniffing sneakers, and eating toy pandas. The last results in a few frames that are both cute and hilarious.

I really like this dog, which is saying something when I’m really not a dog lover. He’s intelligent, capable, and adorable, but does seem to have a problem with authority.