I promise I was trying to listen, but I couldn’t help being distracted by your incredibly white teeth.

Okay, okay, yes I am one of those people who likes having a crack at the Miss America pageant and all those sort of looks-based competitions, but aren’t most people?

I refuse to call it a sport, but I do have to admit it is a competition. I think these ladies do work hard not only to look good but to even just compete in this.

I think anyone who won’t give them at least that needs to simmer down a little bit.