I’d just like to say, if you gave any Irishman worth his salt a beer – green or not – with that much head, you would be replacing it pretty fast or facing the consequences.

Another tip – drink your Guinness like a man: in a pub, in a pint. Having your mates around is a plus, seeing it’s a celebration, but it’s not a requirement.

I have to admit, I never really got into St. Patrick’s Day until I moved to Australia. That’s probably because I wasn’t of legal drinking age until I arrived here, though.

Have a safe and happy St. Patrick’s Day.