I’ve been on my share of first dates. It’s awkward, and I always have to watch what I say. Wouldn’t it be nice if we could all just be honest with each other?

This video shows how the date would go if the two daters (and servers and bartenders and more . . .) actually said what they mean!

The subtitles give an extra hilarious touch, showing what the daters would have said if they were on a normal date where they weren’t so candid. All of the subtitles ring true to me—and I’m sure they do to you, too.