What if the movie about the world’s most famous nanny, “Mary Poppins” was a horror flick? In the spirit of Halloween, I present to you a trailer remix of what this work of art would be like.

For those unfamiliar with “Mary Poppins,” this is likely to scare you more than the highly overrated “Blair Witch Project.” I don’t think I realized how inherently terrifying Mary was until I saw this.

This clip stands as a testament to how far a scary background score (”A Violent Attack” from An American Haunting) and careful editing can take you.

Who knew that the no-nonsense British nanny was channeling the spirit of Freddy Krueger? A spoonful of sugar certainly isn’t going to help this go down!