Because knowing what to do in the event of a zombie attack is the best preparation possible.

Yeah, I’ll admit it – this video got me. I didn’t notice the ‘Onion News Network’ at the bottom of the screen until after it started.

The funny thing is that I would not be surprised in the least if a legitimate argument was being made somewhere in the world right now on this exact topic. ‘What’s more valuable: knowing how to forage for food or how to take down a cyborg?’

The gamers will soon come to rule the Earth and all the non-gamers will be forced to beg for the gamers’ protection.