Watch out people; moderate temperatures need to be taken seriously.

Even with all the crappy “The ___ Summer/Winter on Record” headlines all over the world (insert your favourite word in the blank), I still didn’t see this one coming. I have to hand it to the Onion News Network.

I’m glad at least one person/network/etc is poking fun at all the scare tactic, humans are evil pollution monsters, nature is turning against us headlines. I’m so sick of them and they are pretty much all BS anyway.

Don’t believe me? Don’t take the news as truth sometime and do your own research. You might be surprised.