Hands up if you’ve heard Oprah Winfrey banging on about The Secret. Keep your hands up if you’re sick to death of Oprah banging on about The Secret. All of you have your hands in the air, right?

If you have your hands down, I’m going to guess you’re not into audience participation, or you’ve somehow managed to escape this latest new age mumbo jumbo theory.

Allow me to bring you up to speed. The Secret is a cult-like movement developed by an Aussie lass who believes we can get what we want through the power of positive thinking.

Of course Oprah loves it. Then again, when was the last time Oprah was denied anything she wanted? This sketch from the comedic geniuses at Saturday Night Live shows just how ridiculous this new age hogwash really is.