This latest update from the PopCrunch show is dedicated to “exposing the celebrity underground, one drunken loser and hack at a time.”

Sarah East lashes out on everyone from Pam Anderson to the “not at all gay trio” The Jonas Brothers.

Word on the street is that Pamela Anderson is getting her very own show on the E! network. Is it just me, or does Sarah seem a bit jealous when she suggests that her new show should be named “This Old Whore?”

But all the jealousy is quick to turn into fear when a picture of Katie Holmes pops up on the screen. No, it’s not your usually easy-on-the-eyes picture of her; in fact, if I didn’t know any better I’d say it was Tom Cruise himself!

[PopCrunch Website]