No doubt, you’ve seen those ShamWow commercials and parodies of it countless times. In them, Vince doesn’t really look like the type that would hit a girl. Then again, he doesn’t look like the type that would pay $1000 for sex.

And here I thought TV fame got you girls.

First, we find out that Billy Mayes (from the OxiClean commercials) likes to flaunt his wealth at McDonald’s, and now this? Are all TV infomercial salesmen conceited? I’m glad MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann loves to publicly ridicule idiots to the fullest extent- the bit about the nuts is hilarious.

Even though Olbermann states that this is “breaking oddball news,” it’s been a couple weeks since his arrest. Come to think of it, I haven’t seen any commercials for the Slap-Chop on TV since then. I’m guessing it doesn’t “sell itself.”