Ok, I just have to say, are you freggin’ kidding me!? Over three thousand people really showed up to watch a parade, a parade that apparently is so stealth, you can’t even see it.
Apparently the Ninja Parade that takes place annually since 1984 in Modesto, California is a big hit! And what’s more, the best part of the parade is watching and looking and never seeing… anything!
Not a float, not a band, not a clown and most certainly not a ninja. They are so stealth you see, that they trick the eye and are never spotted.
What?! I just have to say again, are you freggin’ kidding me? I love what the Onion News Network reports, and the style they report it in, but these people must be on crack or something.
