This video shows John Daker, who, without being overly cruel, may just be the worst singer on the planet. OK, perhaps that is cruel. He does at least have more talent than Nicki Minaj.

After a bizarre mumbled introduction by some badly dressed woman sat at a piano, Daker takes to the stage. And, well, completely muffs it up.

What lines he does manage to get out are delivered terribly. And then it gets worse when he just freezes and forgets every single line in a very famous song.

The subtitles are a nice addition, showing exactly what Daker and his female friend are saying. Without them it would be virtually impossible to understand.