And you thought the borderline-pedophile Oozinator was the only disturbing children’s toy?

The 80s’ and 90s’ were jam-packed with really horribly made toys. If you had a bad childhood, the reason for your pain might be in these adverts.

The sad thing is, I remember growing up watching these commercials and wanting some of these toys. After seeing this, I’m glad I never got them. The cool kids that did just don’t seem so cool in hindsight.

This compilation explains why rich spoiled kids are usually the ones with the loneliest childhoods. Rather than making friends and having fun, they’re busy playing with robotic replacements. Oh, and don’t even get me started on video games.