Wow, where to begin? Women’s vibrators have been getting smaller for years, until they are now available in fingertip size. Ladies around the world can now masturbate wherever they choose to… within reason, of course.

This video shows the commercial for the Trojan Vibrating Touch, so small it hooks on the end of a finger. Women are always saying size doesn’t matter, and I guess this proves they are telling the truth.

That must be the case because Trojan has now introduced an even smaller version of the Vibrating Touch called the Vibrating Mini. As if the original wasn’t small and discreet enough.

This advert is so bad it’s good. We’re meant to be shocked that the older lady in the background masturbates and owns one of these. Whereas I knew she was a goer the minute I set eyes on her.