Vintage Halloween Safety Video | Sometimes Safety Sucks

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Halloween is just around the corner, so I thought it would be appropriate to share some Halloween safety tips. Too bad the tips given in this video make the poor kid’s costume look like complete and total crap.

The girl in the video starts out looking somewhat like a witch. But the safety gurus decide that she shouldn’t have a mask, or be wearing a long black dress, or carrying a broom. And let’s not forget the hideous red reflective tape!

When it’s all said and done, the little girl looks like a prime candidate for the World’s Worst Costume award. Way to suck the fun out of things, safety freaks!

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