Listen to your lord and master Foamy the Squirrel and be inspired to bring the horror back to Halloween, the way it used to be.

NSFW because of swearing.

Halloween has become a poor, faded shadow of itself. Gone are the days of costume creativity, horror films worthy of being called ‘horror’ and heaps of candy for all.

Now, in this overly politically correct day and age, we have to watch out for the little ones. Supposedly.

They seem to forget that our generation and the generation before us survived just fine with costumes we had to make ourselves and all the Halloween season horror movies.