Wind and solar power could be steering us right toward disaster!

The Coal Lobby is running down the competing forms of energy by appealing to reason – all those propellers will force the Earth out of orbit and so we should get rid of them and use ‘Energy you can clutch – that’s right, nice safe Coal!

Clearly they are right because, after all, propellers propel things… right? So having thousands of them on the go will doom the Earth!

And in case you think Solar is OK, remember, the Sun gets no free refills so all those solar cells are sucking the Sun dry of all its energy!

It’s funny but nobody could really believe it… could they? Watch for this story to make the rounds of the doomer sites…