The Last Jedi may not be the most recent Star Wars film to be released—with The Rise of Skywalker taking that crown—but it is the most divisive.

Some people loved it for crushing expectations, while others hated it for taking the series in a new direction. I was somewhere in the middle.

This video shows a bad lip reading of The Last Jedi. Or, to be more specific, that one scene where force-ghost Yoda teaches Luke an important lesson.

It turns out that Yoda’s stick is better than bacon. No, seriously, it is. And if you don’t find yourself singing this on the subway then we’ve all failed.