Biscotti and What? Video | Local News Chef Likes Cock In The Morning – But Not Coffee

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Oh dear. If this doesn’t say a lot about this woman and her personal tastes then I don’t know what would. I mean, it’s perfectly acceptable to like cock in the morning, but you don’t have to go bragging about it on television.

In hindsight it’s easy to see what the lady meant. Her mind was mentally preparing itself to say “chocolate biscotti” when it brought the “choc” sound forward when she said “coffee.” When combined we get cock. If we’re extremely lucky, that is.

This is the sort of monumental cock-up (pun intended) that very few of us would have got to see before the invention of the Internet and the creation of video-sharing websites.

Now, thanks to the popularity of the Web, we all get to see these poor unfortunates make absolute tits of themselves. All hail the InterWebs!

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