Hipsters are funny, aren’t they? No, no they’re not. They’re annoying, pretentious turds with a predilection for pseudo-intellectualism. And judging by that sentence I may well be one.
I’ve got a beard too. But I don’t dress like Lady Gaga so I must be OK.
This video puts forward a cure for hipsters. It’s called Unpretentiousil, a medicine that can be obtained from any doctor willing to hand it out. And if you believe that you’ll believe anything.
This may just be a spoof but I for one wish it was promoting a real drug. After all, it’s capable of alleviating the need to visit the Apple Store and to Instagram everything. Boy, that’s some powerful medicine.
