Fun The Onion Mocks Stoners Video | Everyone Knows You Smoke Weed

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I think we can all agree that stoners are the most boring people on the planet. Because they’re utterly obsessed with weed.

They’re usually smoking it in order to get high. And when they’re not smoking it, they’re talking about smoking it and extolling the virtues of smoking it.

This video from The Onion does a great job of mocking stoners, citing a study which confirms that everyone knows you’re high.

The thing about stoners is that they think they’re cool and that we should all be cool too. But in reality, stoners are deathly dull, which is why they don’t have many friends.

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