I applaud anyone who runs a marathon, especially if they raise money for a good cause. But it would be nice if someone just ran a marathon without telling the world about it.

This video is simultaneously spoofing those oh-so-serious video reports that punctuate talk shows and mocking people who can’t help but tell you why they’re superior.

Comedy Central should turn on vegans next. Not because they’re evil or anything, but because they don’t miss a single opportunity to tell you they’re a vegan.

I don’t care whether you’re vegan, running a marathon, or donating your worldly possessions to charity. You shouldn’t need people to know.