Hip Hop Comedy Music Video Celebrates the Obvious | Stores That Tell Me Exactly What They Are

Most hip hop music passes me by. I can’t relate to songs about pimps, hos, or copious amounts of bling. So I was thrilled to find this track which speaks to the Everyman, all of us out there who like stores that tell us exactly what they are.

These are the stores that take away the guesswork, shunning clever names and opting instead for a purely descriptive title. Sure a pizzeria named “Pizza” might not be very original, but at least you know what you’re going to get.

This might not be the world’s best hip hop ditty, but you just try to get it out of your head!