Janice Dickinson’s Twelve Days of Christmas | Two Giant Breasts & a Fledgling Modelling Agency?

Let me introduce you to Janice Dickinson’s take on the classic “Twelve Days of Christmas.” This Christmas video, though funny, will make you cringe a little mostly because her singing is so flat. And no, this self-proclaimed supermodel’s song is not suitable for minors.

Honestly, I don’t know whether to hate or love Janice Dickinson. Tyra Banks booted her off America’s Next Top Model and she’s had so much plastic surgery done that I’m half waiting for her nose to fall off.

On the other hand, it can’t be denied that she has the ability to laugh at herself. Instead of being hypersensitive or wallowing in misery over 3 failed marriages and numerous enhancement surgeries, she chooses to poke fun at it all. How is that for Christmas spirit?

Love her or hate her, I have to thank her for this ditty; it would be perfect for one of those drunken Christmas bashes.