Middle-Aged White Rapper A. Samuels “Livin’ De Life” Video | Mid-Life Crisis on Film

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In this post-Rebecca Black world anyone can create a professional looking video and launch a musical career. But in the case of A. Samuels, they really shouldn’t.

A. tells us that he’s a casino owner who’s “Livin’ de Life.” Apparently he’s doing it in the early 90s, because that’s the last time we saw some of those hip hop hand gestures. He’s got the cars and the “bitches,” but this feels more than forced.

I really hope this guy doesn’t have kids. They don’t deserve to see his mid-life crisis played out in what must be one of the most cringe-worthy viral videos of the year.

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