Last week a revival to the television show ‘Rosanne” starring Rosanne Barr was announced. Reports now suggest the hit show will feature the Conners not in a struggling household, but a state-of-the-art trailer.
The ‘Conner Trailer’, as many familiar with the production call it, will look like a beaten motor home on the outside, and inside. Loose and flaking panels however, turn to reveal crisp and modern solar arrays. Also, a hidden radar system will alert the family through the smoke detector system of intruders.
Geothermal heat will power the trailer, and all water will be recycled. Another hidden feature will reportedly be an automatic deep anchor system that will activate in high winds. Rumors of an anti-missile defense system have not been proven.
Also, sources close to the producers say that the number of Beckies in the show has been increased four-fold, allowing for more quirky situations and plot twists.