Nintendo Wii Parody Video | Play Wii Sports With A Girl, Become Horny, Sort Yourself Out

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I’m not rally a fan of the Nintendo Wii, seeing it more as a novelty meant only for parties rather than a serious games console. I’ll stick with my PS3 I think. But maybe I’ve missed a trick because the Wii can be used for more than just a vigorous work out.

This video shows how fun it can be to play the Wii with an attractive girl. She’s jumping about, wiggling her bits, and getting all sweaty while you stand there watching her. Sounds good to me. Although just remember to put the Wii remote down before you disappear upstairs.

Maybe there should be a masturbation simulator for the Wii though. If Nintendo can do tennis and baseball then they should surely be able to mimic that activity. The controller would obviously have to be wipe clean though.

I do think Nintendo is missing out on some great ideas for games on the Wii. A video from last year showed some of the game concepts rejected by the company, but maybe they should now be reassessed?

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