Official 50 Shades Of Grey Movie Trailer Video | Making BDSM Utterly Boring

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A movie based on a book telling the story of a man and woman embarking on a relationship revolving around BDSM (Bondage, Discipline, Sadism, and Masochism) should be rather exciting.

But this is 50 Shades Of Grey, which does a fine job of making BDSM look boring.

This video shows the first official trailer for the 50 Shades Of Grey movie. We get to see much more than we did with the trailer, but sadly, it’s all still rather dull.

This is based on a trilogy of books that a lot of people read but that’s clearly no guarantee of quality. Expect movie theaters packed with middle-aged women on Valentine’s Day, 2015.

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