Rousing Black Friday Motivational Speech Video | This Is Sparta! I Mean Target!

It’s no secret that working in retail during Black Friday is an absolute nightmare. You’re faced with idiot shoppers willing to main each other for bargains.

This isn’t a job for weaklings. It requires warriors. Warriors like this guy, who gave his staff a motivational speech before the doors opened on that fateful day in November.

His speech sounds like the speech from 300, but with a hint of the Night’s Watch from Game of Thrones. Just before they got slaughtered by the wildlings.

I hear that’s what happened to this guy too. Hours after making this amazing speech he was trampled by a giant searching for a new TV for less than $200. Shame.