The Onion Reviews Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes Video | Satirical Movie Review

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Hollywood is currently obsessed with remakes, reboots, and endless sequels of successful franchises. While some of the movies are good, surely there’s room for something new, innovative, or interesting?

The Onion’s chief movie reviewer thinks so, as you’ll see if you watch this video review of Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes.

The Onion is a satirical publication, hence its movie reviews aren’t exactly straightforward affairs. This one, for example, talks little about the movie, but a lot more about the state of the film industry.

This may be satirical, but it’s also truthful. As cinemagoers, we should band together and force Hollywood to make better movies. By not going to see the endless dross it’s currently pumping out.

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