Walrus Dancing To Michael Jackson’s ‘Smooth Criminal’ Video | Better Than Prisoners?

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What is it with Michael Jackson dance routines? We’ve already seen prison inmates dancing to Thriller, and now we have a walrus dancing to Smooth Criminal.

I can’t decide if this is exploitation or not, but whatever, it’s incredibly awesome, and should surely become the next Internet viral.

I suppose if the walrus didn’t want to do it then it could easily use its two ton bulk to knock the handler in to the water, so it must like it.

Michael Jackson has certainly had his day, and is so uncool, it’s almost embarrassing, so maybe this walrus should take over touring duties?!

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