Stop asking if it will kill you. Everything in Australia will kill you. Everything.

I’m not a native Australian, but I have been living here long enough to enjoy and have a laugh at every person who wonders why in the world anyone would choose to live in a place with so many things trying to kill you.

And the spiders. There are so many spiders!

At least the tour guide had a good time. Haha. If nothing else, an Australian has a great appreciation for a good sense of humour.