“You will do nothing because you can do nothing.”

I could totally get behind a regency parody of the John Wick movies. This is quite amusing and still intense as well.

Absconding with Jane’s carriage is one thing, but you never – and I mean never – harm the spaniel. (Insert dramatic music.)

I mean, we got ‘Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies’. Why not Jane Wick?

And what would be the most amazing cherry on top of the whole thing would be if Keanu Reeves made some sort of special appearance in it. Think Stan Lee in the various cameos he made.