“Angelina Jo-WHICH? Samuel L. Jack-WHO? Benicio del-YOU’RE-GOING-TO-NEED-TO-BE-MORE-SPECIFIC? That’s what America’s teens are saying right now about our precious, precious adult human movie stars!!!!!!!
“Kids these days, it seems, are hoarding all of their shits and giving them exclusively to an entirely new breed of celebrity: the YouTube star.
“I’ve written before about my bewilderment at having to explain to my tweenage step-kids who some of the most famous people in the world are—even people who I think of as squarely “after my time,” like Amanda Bynes and Hilary Duff.
“What do you MEAN “who’s Ashlee Simpson”!?!?!?”
PS. It hurts to see such bad punctuation.
